What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Read also:

• Why does my ex boyfriend do this?
• We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?
• NYC Renters Brace for Price Hikes After Broker-Fee Ban - Bloomberg
• Why are details for questions here on Quora so limited? I have an account here on Quora and Yahoo Answers. I like discussing different subjects.
• What is the most gay experience with your dad?
• Can the right person make a narc want to change their ways? Is love that powerful? Has anyone seen this or experience it?
• What is every dictators biggest fear?
• Since the Brits can't steer their oil tanker, what makes them think they can take on Russia?
• Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.
• Can you provide some examples of music with a free form structure?
• What do you think of a parent telling their adult child to “keep their personal life to themselves” in relation to talking to them? No reason they should say that it was mean what should I do?
• Why is Bollywood failing?
• 'Optical neural engine' can solve partial differential equations - Tech Xplore
• Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?